{"id":1454,"date":"2011-08-20T03:56:49","date_gmt":"2011-08-20T07:56:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.patheos.com\/community\/exploringourmatrix\/?p=1436"},"modified":"2011-08-20T03:56:49","modified_gmt":"2011-08-20T07:56:49","slug":"star-wars-retold-by-someone-whos-never-seen-it","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/religionprof\/2011\/08\/star-wars-retold-by-someone-whos-never-seen-it.html","title":{"rendered":"Star Wars Retold by Someone Who&#8217;s Never Seen It"},"content":{"rendered":"<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC \"-\/\/W3C\/\/DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional\/\/EN\" \"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/TR\/REC-html40\/loose.dtd\">\n<html><head><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><\/head><body><p>The previous post reminded me of one of the funniest videos on the internet: <a href=\"http:\/\/vimeo.com\/2809991\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">Star Wars retold by someone who has never seen it<\/a>. If you have never seen this, watch it, and you will laugh out loud\u2026<\/p>\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Star Wars Retold (by someone who hasn&#039;t seen it)\" src=\"https:\/\/player.vimeo.com\/video\/2809991?dnt=1&amp;app_id=122963\" width=\"500\" height=\"281\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"autoplay; fullscreen; picture-in-picture; clipboard-write; encrypted-media\"><\/iframe>\n<p>I know it\u2019s a few years old, but I\u2019m guessing that there are probably people who have never seen it, and some who won\u2019t mind seeing it again. <\/p>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The previous post reminded me of one of the funniest videos on the internet: Star Wars retold by someone who has never seen it. 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