{"id":15389,"date":"2013-06-28T11:14:37","date_gmt":"2013-06-28T15:14:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/religionprof\/?p=15389"},"modified":"2013-06-28T11:14:37","modified_gmt":"2013-06-28T15:14:37","slug":"we-promise-fingers-crossed","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/religionprof\/2013\/06\/we-promise-fingers-crossed.html","title":{"rendered":"We Promise (Fingers Crossed)"},"content":{"rendered":"<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC \"-\/\/W3C\/\/DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional\/\/EN\" \"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/TR\/REC-html40\/loose.dtd\">\n<html><head><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><\/head><body><div class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both;text-align: none\"><a href=\"https:\/\/wp-media.patheos.com\/blogs\/exploringourmatrix\/files\/2013\/06\/wpid-Photo-Jun-28-2013-1032-AM1.jpg\" target=\"_blank\" class=\" decorated-link\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/wp-media.patheos.com\/blogs\/exploringourmatrix\/files\/2013\/06\/wpid-Photo-Jun-28-2013-1032-AM1.jpg\" class=\"alignnone\" width=\"500\" height=\"500\" alt=\"\"><\/a><\/div>\n<p> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/nakedpastor\/2013\/06\/rebuilding-the-walls-that-jesus-tore-down\/\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"\" class=\" decorated-link\">David Hayward's latest cartoon<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>David Hayward&#8217;s latest cartoon. \u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":136,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[131,42],"tags":[1848,1880,2751,5677,9614,13517],"class_list":["post-15389","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-christianity-religion","category-humor","tag-christians","tag-church","tag-divisions","tag-jesus","tag-promises","tag-walls"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v21.1 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/wordpress\/plugins\/seo\/ -->\n<title>We Promise (Fingers Crossed)<\/title>\n<meta name=\"description\" content=\"David Hayward&#039;s latest cartoon. &nbsp;\" \/>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/religionprof\/2013\/06\/we-promise-fingers-crossed.html\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_US\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"We Promise (Fingers Crossed)\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"David Hayward&#039;s latest cartoon. &nbsp;\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:url\" content=\"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/religionprof\/2013\/06\/we-promise-fingers-crossed.html\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:site_name\" content=\"Religion Prof: The Blog of James F. 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