{"id":1747,"date":"2011-09-02T08:32:45","date_gmt":"2011-09-02T12:32:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.patheos.com\/community\/exploringourmatrix\/?p=1725"},"modified":"2011-09-02T08:32:45","modified_gmt":"2011-09-02T12:32:45","slug":"best-birthday-greeting-ever","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/religionprof\/2011\/09\/best-birthday-greeting-ever.html","title":{"rendered":"Best Birthday Greeting Ever?"},"content":{"rendered":"<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC \"-\/\/W3C\/\/DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional\/\/EN\" \"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/TR\/REC-html40\/loose.dtd\">\n<html><head><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><\/head><body><p>I came across this on Facebook (name removed):<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Yes, once again the planet upon which you live has successfully circumnavigated its star while you have remained afixed upon it. Congratulations and happy [name] Existence day.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>I think I may just have to make that the way I wish people a \u201chappy birthday\u201d from now on!<\/p>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I came across this on Facebook (name removed): Yes, once again the planet upon which you live has successfully circumnavigated its star while you have remained afixed upon it. Congratulations and happy [name] Existence day. 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