{"id":1919,"date":"2009-11-19T07:33:00","date_gmt":"2009-11-19T07:33:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/religionprof\/2009\/11\/palin-2012-jokes\/"},"modified":"2009-11-19T07:33:00","modified_gmt":"2009-11-19T07:33:00","slug":"palin-2012-jokes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/religionprof\/2009\/11\/palin-2012-jokes.html","title":{"rendered":"Palin 2012 Jokes"},"content":{"rendered":"<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC \"-\/\/W3C\/\/DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional\/\/EN\" \"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/TR\/REC-html40\/loose.dtd\">\n<html><head><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><\/head><body><p>Having posted on <a href=\"http:\/\/exploringourmatrix.blogspot.com\/2009\/11\/updated-palin-tological-perspectives-on.html\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">Sarah Palin\u2019s views on evolution<\/a> (the plural \u201cviews\u201d seems particularly appropriate), I realized that, if she does run for president in 2012, Saturday Night Live will be able to reuse some material from its 2004 presidential bash with only minor changes.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Palin: \u201cI have not flip-flopped. I have consistently upheld evolution to pro-evolution audiences, and I have consistently rejected evolution when addressing anti-evolution audiences. That is not flip-flopping, it\u2019s <i>pandering<\/i>, and the American people deserve a president who knows the difference.\u201d<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>I\u2019m also still waiting for someone to make a cartoon with two Mayans creating the Mayan calendar, with the caption indicating that one of them said \u201cSo, if we end the calendar in 2012, you really think that will prevent a Palin presidency?\u201d<\/p>\n<div class=\"blogger-post-footer\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1\" height=\"1\" src=\"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/tracker\/7622297540113836091-6821669594482857718?l=exploringourmatrix.blogspot.com\" alt=\"\"><\/div>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Having posted on Sarah Palin\u2019s views on evolution (the plural \u201cviews\u201d seems particularly appropriate), I realized that, if she does run for president in 2012, Saturday Night Live will be able to reuse some material from its 2004 presidential bash with only minor changes. 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