{"id":19395,"date":"2013-11-21T22:53:07","date_gmt":"2013-11-22T03:53:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/religionprof\/?p=19395"},"modified":"2013-11-21T22:53:07","modified_gmt":"2013-11-22T03:53:07","slug":"funny-baptisms","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/religionprof\/2013\/11\/funny-baptisms.html","title":{"rendered":"Funny Baptisms"},"content":{"rendered":"<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC \"-\/\/W3C\/\/DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional\/\/EN\" \"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/TR\/REC-html40\/loose.dtd\">\n<html><head><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><\/head><body><p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=mmzTSDbm5hk\">https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=mmzTSDbm5hk<\/a>\n<\/p><p>Unless you\u2019ve seen this compilation before, I am pretty sure you\u2019ve never seen baptisms like the one at the middle and at the end of this video!<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Unless you\u2019ve seen this compilation before, I am pretty sure you\u2019ve never seen baptisms like the one at the middle and at the end of this video! \u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":136,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[42,164],"tags":[1002,1004,1554,1790,3686,11722],"class_list":["post-19395","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor","category-protestantism","tag-baptism","tag-baptists","tag-cannonball","tag-children","tag-funny","tag-splash"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v21.1 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/wordpress\/plugins\/seo\/ -->\n<title>Funny Baptisms<\/title>\n<meta name=\"description\" content=\"Unless you&#039;ve seen this compilation before, I am pretty sure you&#039;ve never seen baptisms like the one at the middle and at the end of this video!  &nbsp;\" \/>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/religionprof\/2013\/11\/funny-baptisms.html\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_US\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Funny Baptisms\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"Unless you&#039;ve seen this compilation before, I am pretty sure you&#039;ve never seen baptisms like the one at the middle and at the end of this video!  &nbsp;\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:url\" content=\"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/religionprof\/2013\/11\/funny-baptisms.html\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:site_name\" content=\"Religion Prof: The Blog of James F. 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