{"id":19977,"date":"2013-12-18T12:25:03","date_gmt":"2013-12-18T17:25:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/religionprof\/?p=19977"},"modified":"2013-12-18T12:25:03","modified_gmt":"2013-12-18T17:25:03","slug":"critical-christmas-carols-you-saw-three-ships","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/religionprof\/2013\/12\/critical-christmas-carols-you-saw-three-ships.html","title":{"rendered":"Critical Christmas Carols: You Saw Three Ships?!"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<\/head>

You saw three ships come sailing in<\/p>\n

On Christmas Day, on Christmas Day;<\/p>\n

You saw three ships come sailing in<\/p>\n

On Christmas Day in the morning?!<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a>That would have been a miracle,<\/p>\n

Or far advanced technology<\/p>\n

Such as appears on Doctor Who<\/a><\/p>\n

On Christmas Day in the morning.<\/p>\n

For Bethlehem\u2019s a landlocked town,<\/p>\n

On Christmas Day, and every day;<\/p>\n

Yes Bethlehem\u2019s a landlocked town,<\/p>\n

And not just in the morning.<\/p>\n

None would have noticed angels\u2019 songs<\/p>\n

A star so bright, or child\u2019s cry<\/p>\n

If those three ships came sailing in<\/p>\n

On Christmas Day in the morning.<\/p>\n

Jules Henri Giffard<\/a> sailed a blimp<\/a><\/p>\n

September 1852<\/p>\n

Too late for three magi to use<\/p>\n

On Christmas Day in the morning.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

I had been meaning to add this next entry in my series of critical Christmas carols, and seeing that Jeff Carter had offered a limerick on this theme<\/a> inspired me to finally post it.<\/p>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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