{"id":20751,"date":"2014-01-17T13:58:38","date_gmt":"2014-01-17T18:58:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/religionprof\/?p=20751"},"modified":"2014-01-17T13:58:38","modified_gmt":"2014-01-17T18:58:38","slug":"if-god-created-humans-from-dirt","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/religionprof\/2014\/01\/if-god-created-humans-from-dirt.html","title":{"rendered":"If God Created Humans From Dirt&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC \"-\/\/W3C\/\/DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional\/\/EN\" \"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/TR\/REC-html40\/loose.dtd\">\n<html><head><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><\/head><body><p><a href=\"https:\/\/wp-media.patheos.com\/blogs\/exploringourmatrix\/files\/2014\/01\/If-we-were-made-from-dirt.jpg\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone  wp-image-20752\" src=\"https:\/\/wp-media.patheos.com\/blogs\/exploringourmatrix\/files\/2014\/01\/If-we-were-made-from-dirt.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"553\" height=\"369\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p>From <a href=\"http:\/\/www.godofevolution.com\/checkmate-young-earth-creationists\/\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">God of Evolution<\/a>. Is it safe to assume that everyone will understand that this question is a parody of the young-earth creationist question \u201cIf we evolved from monkeys, why are there still monkeys?\u201d and that it alludes to Genesis 2?<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/religionprof\/2012\/03\/why-is-there-still-dust.html\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\">I previously made something similar and shared it here \u2013 \u201cWhy is there still dust?\u201d<\/a><\/p>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>From God of Evolution. Is it safe to assume that everyone will understand that this question is a parody of the young-earth creationist question \u201cIf we evolved from monkeys, why are there still monkeys?\u201d and that it alludes to Genesis 2? I previously made something similar and shared it here \u2013 \u201cWhy is there still [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":136,"featured_media":20752,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[28,42,108],"tags":[2269,2703,2899,3217,3840,7636,8739],"class_list":["post-20751","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-genesis-bible","category-humor","category-young-earth-creationism","tag-creation","tag-dirt","tag-dust","tag-evolution-science","tag-genesis-bible","tag-monkeys","tag-parody"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v21.1 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/wordpress\/plugins\/seo\/ -->\n<title>If God Created Humans From Dirt...<\/title>\n<meta name=\"description\" content=\"From God of Evolution. 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