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$\"Professors$ <\/p>\n

I saw the above on the Facebook page S@!t Academics Say, which also shared this example of what a professor really did<\/a>: put a photo of himself on his door so that students may think they are talking to him when they aren\u2019t!<\/p>\n

$\"Professor$ <\/p>\n

Also of interest, via the same page \u2013 this PHD comic about the Netflix effect on productivity<\/a>:<\/p>\n

$\"Netflix$ <\/p>\n

And finally, here\u2019s an ad for a seminar on procrastination. I\u2019m surprised that there will be no specific training on how to\u00a0use a blog to procrastinate by sharing meme images and cartoons one has seen on Facebook\u2026<\/p>\n

$\"Procrastination$ <\/p>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"