{"id":26817,"date":"2014-10-21T18:10:06","date_gmt":"2014-10-21T22:10:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/religionprof\/?p=26817"},"modified":"2014-10-21T18:10:06","modified_gmt":"2014-10-21T22:10:06","slug":"can-you-help-sort-out-columbias-students","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/religionprof\/2014\/10\/can-you-help-sort-out-columbias-students.html","title":{"rendered":"Can You Help Sort Out Columbia&#8217;s Students?"},"content":{"rendered":"<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC \"-\/\/W3C\/\/DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional\/\/EN\" \"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/TR\/REC-html40\/loose.dtd\">\n<html><head><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><\/head><body><div class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both;text-align: none\"><a href=\"https:\/\/wp-media.patheos.com\/blogs\/exploringourmatrix\/files\/2014\/10\/wpid-Photo-20141021181003.jpg\" target=\"_blank\" class=\" decorated-link\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/wp-media.patheos.com\/blogs\/exploringourmatrix\/files\/2014\/10\/wpid-Photo-20141021181003.jpg\" id=\"blogsy-1413929406661.4622\" class=\"alignnone\" width=\"500\" height=\"470\" alt=\"\"><\/a><\/div>\n<p> Matthew Morgenstern shared the above screenshot on Facebook. I searched <a href=\"http:\/\/www.simplyhired.com\/k-lecturer-in-discipline-columbia-university-jobs.html\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"\" class=\" decorated-link\" rel=\"nofollow\">online<\/a> and found that Columbia University is looking for a lot of faculty who specialize in discipline. I guess their students in general must be really out of control, and not just the Hebrew-speaking ones!<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Matthew Morgenstern shared the above screenshot on Facebook. I searched online and found that Columbia University is looking for a lot of faculty who specialize in discipline. 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