{"id":27329,"date":"2014-11-27T10:25:52","date_gmt":"2014-11-27T15:25:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/admin.patheos.com\/blogs\/exploringourmatrix\/?p=27329"},"modified":"2014-11-27T10:25:52","modified_gmt":"2014-11-27T15:25:52","slug":"happy-thanksgiving-5","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/religionprof\/2014\/11\/happy-thanksgiving-5.html","title":{"rendered":"Happy Thanksgiving!"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<\/head>

Happy Thanksgiving<\/a>* to those who celebrate it today! Here\u2019s a poem for the occasion:<\/p>\n

Are you going to Thanksgiving dinner?<\/p>\n

Stuffing, sage, a turkey, and thyme<\/p>\n

This kind of food is always a winner<\/p>\n

You could say it\u2019s a true love of mine\u2026<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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*Some restrictions apply. This wish does not constitute a contractual obligation to provide you with happiness. Turkeys, yams, and cranberries are not eligible for this offer. Offer not valid on this date outside of the United States \u2013 especially in Canada.<\/span><\/p>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Happy Thanksgiving* to those who celebrate it today! Here\u2019s a poem for the occasion: Are you going to Thanksgiving dinner? Stuffing, sage, a turkey, and thyme This kind of food is always a winner You could say it\u2019s a true love of mine\u2026 *Some restrictions apply. This wish does not constitute a contractual obligation to […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":136,"featured_media":10788,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[42],"tags":[1627,2046,12449,12987,12989],"class_list":["post-27329","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-humor","tag-cartoons","tag-comics","tag-thanksgiving","tag-turkey","tag-turkeys"],"yoast_head":"\nHappy Thanksgiving!<\/title>\n<meta name=\"description\" content=\"Happy Thanksgiving* to those who celebrate it today! Here's a poem for the occasion: Are you going to Thanksgiving dinner? 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