{"id":27769,"date":"2014-12-23T12:11:24","date_gmt":"2014-12-23T17:11:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/admin.patheos.com\/blogs\/exploringourmatrix\/?p=27769"},"modified":"2014-12-23T12:11:24","modified_gmt":"2014-12-23T17:11:24","slug":"santas-transcript","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/religionprof\/2014\/12\/santas-transcript.html","title":{"rendered":"Santa&#8217;s Transcript"},"content":{"rendered":"<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC \"-\/\/W3C\/\/DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional\/\/EN\" \"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/TR\/REC-html40\/loose.dtd\">\n<html><head><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><\/head><body><p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-27770\" src=\"http:\/\/wp.production.patheos.com\/blogs\/exploringourmatrix\/files\/2014\/12\/Santas-transcript.jpg\" alt=\"Santa's transcript\" width=\"486\" height=\"825\"> <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-27771\" src=\"https:\/\/wp-media.patheos.com\/blogs\/exploringourmatrix\/files\/2014\/12\/Santas-transcript-2.jpg\" alt=\"Santa's transcript 2\" width=\"443\" height=\"719\"> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.insidehighered.com\/quicktakes\/2014\/12\/23\/santas-transcript\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">Inside Higher Ed<\/a> shared a copy of Santa\u2019s university transcript. Given his busy schedule, I\u2019m not surprised that he has taken so long to finish\u00a0his degree. But isn\u2019t having a degree issues by a registrar who is also your employee a conflict of interest?<\/p>\n<p>I wonder who else it would be interesting to make a fictional university transcript for. Any suggestions?<\/p>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Inside Higher Ed shared a copy of Santa\u2019s university transcript. Given his busy schedule, I\u2019m not surprised that he has taken so long to finish\u00a0his degree. But isn\u2019t having a degree issues by a registrar who is also your employee a conflict of interest? 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