{"id":2975,"date":"2010-01-17T22:25:00","date_gmt":"2010-01-17T22:25:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/religionprof\/2010\/01\/someones-in-trouble\/"},"modified":"2010-01-17T22:25:00","modified_gmt":"2010-01-17T22:25:00","slug":"someones-in-trouble","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/religionprof\/2010\/01\/someones-in-trouble.html","title":{"rendered":"Someone&#8217;s In Trouble"},"content":{"rendered":"<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC \"-\/\/W3C\/\/DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional\/\/EN\" \"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/TR\/REC-html40\/loose.dtd\">\n<html><head><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><\/head><body><p>A lot of the same keywords tend to bring visitors to my blog. 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