{"id":29939,"date":"2015-05-27T06:17:58","date_gmt":"2015-05-27T10:17:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/admin.patheos.com\/blogs\/exploringourmatrix\/?p=29939"},"modified":"2015-05-27T06:17:58","modified_gmt":"2015-05-27T10:17:58","slug":"caffeine","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/religionprof\/2015\/05\/caffeine.html","title":{"rendered":"Caffeine"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<\/head>

<\/iframe>\n<\/p>I\u2019m long overdue to record another song parody. And so here\u2019s\u00a0\u201cCaffeine\u201d to the tune of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.metrolyrics.com\/cocaine-lyrics-eric-clapton.html\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">Eric Clapton\u2019s \u201cCocaine\u201d<\/a><\/p>\n<blockquote>If you want to get up, you\u2019ve gotta grab your mug, caffeine \nIf you want to get down, pour water on coffee grounds, caffeine<\/p>\nFeel alive, feel alive, feel alive, \nCaffeine<\/p>\nIf you got that work, and appointments to keep, caffeine \nWhen your day is done, but there\u2019s no time to sleep, caffeine<\/p>\nFeel alive, feel alive, feel alive, \nCaffeine<\/p>\nIf you wanna be free, you\u2019ll make a pot of tea, caffeine \nIf you must make do, you\u2019ll grab a Mountain Dew, caffeine<\/p>\nFeel alive, feel alive, feel alive,<\/p>\nCaffeine<\/p>\nFeel alive, feel alive, feel alive, \nCaffeine<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-29940\" src=\"https:\/\/wp-media.patheos.com\/blogs\/exploringourmatrix\/files\/2015\/04\/caffeine-causality-loop.jpg\" alt=\"caffeine-causality-loop\" width=\"450\" height=\"360\"><\/p>\nThe Caffeine Causality Loop cartoon comes from <a href=\"https:\/\/wronghands1.wordpress.com\/2014\/01\/31\/caffeine-causality-loop\/\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">John Atkinson<\/a>.<\/p>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"I\u2019m long overdue to record another song parody. 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