{"id":30513,"date":"2015-06-06T06:41:51","date_gmt":"2015-06-06T10:41:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/exploringourmatrix\/?p=30513"},"modified":"2015-06-06T06:41:51","modified_gmt":"2015-06-06T10:41:51","slug":"the-bible-better-with-godzilla","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/religionprof\/2015\/06\/the-bible-better-with-godzilla.html","title":{"rendered":"The Bible: Better With Godzilla?"},"content":{"rendered":"<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC \"-\/\/W3C\/\/DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional\/\/EN\" \"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/TR\/REC-html40\/loose.dtd\">\n<html><head><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><\/head><body><div class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both;text-align: none\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-30512\" src=\"https:\/\/wp-media.patheos.com\/blogs\/exploringourmatrix\/files\/2015\/06\/wpid-Photo-20150604124148349.jpg\" alt=\"wpid-Photo-20150604124148349.jpg\" width=\"471\" height=\"599\"><\/div>\n<p><a title=\"\" href=\"http:\/\/www.cracked.com\/photoplasty_911_40-great-movies-made-better-by-adding-godzilla_p4\/\" target=\"_blank\" class=\" decorated-link\" rel=\"nofollow\">Cracked<\/a> shared a series of movie posters which have Godzilla added to them, and one of them was Noah. 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