{"id":3070,"date":"2009-09-25T09:32:00","date_gmt":"2009-09-25T09:32:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/religionprof\/2009\/09\/quote-of-the-day-colin-toffelmire\/"},"modified":"2009-09-25T09:32:00","modified_gmt":"2009-09-25T09:32:00","slug":"quote-of-the-day-colin-toffelmire","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/religionprof\/2009\/09\/quote-of-the-day-colin-toffelmire.html","title":{"rendered":"Quote of the Day (Colin Toffelmire)"},"content":{"rendered":"<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC \"-\/\/W3C\/\/DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional\/\/EN\" \"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/TR\/REC-html40\/loose.dtd\">\n<html><head><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><\/head><body><div align=\"center\"><span style=\"font-size:130%;color:#660000\">\u201cThe Bible is like a stringed instrument in this respect.  It only works because of great tension.  Stop trying to take the tension out of the Bible.  If you take away the tension, smoothing over and dumbing down and making everyingthing instructions and promises, all you get is a poorly tuned instrument and really bad music.\u201d<\/span><\/div>\n<p><\/p>\n<div align=\"right\">\u2014 Colin Toffelmire, \u201c<a href=\"http:\/\/randomcolin.blogspot.com\/2009\/09\/bible-isn-bible.html\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">The Bible isn\u2019t a bible<\/a>\u201c, on his blog <a href=\"http:\/\/randomcolin.blogspot.com\/\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">Random Colin<\/a>.<\/div>\n<div class=\"blogger-post-footer\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1\" height=\"1\" src=\"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/tracker\/7622297540113836091-5752493163065671531?l=exploringourmatrix.blogspot.com\" alt=\"\"><\/div>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u201cThe Bible is like a stringed instrument in this respect. 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