{"id":31759,"date":"2015-09-12T06:54:41","date_gmt":"2015-09-12T10:54:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/admin.patheos.com\/blogs\/exploringourmatrix\/?p=31759"},"modified":"2015-09-12T06:54:41","modified_gmt":"2015-09-12T10:54:41","slug":"when-god-closes-a-door","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/religionprof\/2015\/09\/when-god-closes-a-door.html","title":{"rendered":"When God Closes a Door"},"content":{"rendered":"<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC \"-\/\/W3C\/\/DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional\/\/EN\" \"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/TR\/REC-html40\/loose.dtd\">\n<html><head><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><\/head><body><p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone  wp-image-31761\" src=\"https:\/\/wp-media.patheos.com\/blogs\/exploringourmatrix\/files\/2015\/09\/Remember-sometimes-when-God-closes-a-door-demotivational.png\" alt=\"Remember--sometimes when God closes a door demotivational\" width=\"664\" height=\"373\"><\/p>\n<p>When I saw\u00a0this quip that Phillip shared on Facebook, I immediately thought that it deserved to become a meme, on the sort of demotivational poster I\u2019ve made above. 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