{"id":32042,"date":"2015-10-07T09:46:36","date_gmt":"2015-10-07T13:46:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/religionprof\/?p=32042"},"modified":"2015-10-07T09:46:36","modified_gmt":"2015-10-07T13:46:36","slug":"the-end-of-the-world-table","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/religionprof\/2015\/10\/the-end-of-the-world-table.html","title":{"rendered":"The End of the World Table"},"content":{"rendered":"<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC \"-\/\/W3C\/\/DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional\/\/EN\" \"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/TR\/REC-html40\/loose.dtd\">\n<html><head><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><\/head><body><p>Given the claim that <a href=\"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/religionprof\/2015\/10\/wednesday-apocalypse.html\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\">the world will end today<\/a> (which is ultimately inspired by Harold Camping\u2019s previous failed predictions), I thought it would be fun to create a system for rating apocalypses, much like the new system for rating comments that is being alpha tested on this blog. And so what else could I call it but \u201cThe End of the World Table\u201d?<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-32045\" src=\"https:\/\/wp-media.patheos.com\/blogs\/exploringourmatrix\/files\/2015\/10\/End-of-the-World-Table.png\" alt=\"End of the World Table\" width=\"787\" height=\"442\"><\/p>\n<p>How would you rank today\u2019s apocalypse compared to others? This one seems pretty dull\u2026<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Given the claim that the world will end today (which is ultimately inspired by Harold Camping\u2019s previous failed predictions), I thought it would be fun to create a system for rating apocalypses, much like the new system for rating comments that is being alpha tested on this blog. 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