{"id":32339,"date":"2015-11-13T14:08:56","date_gmt":"2015-11-13T19:08:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/admin.patheos.com\/blogs\/exploringourmatrix\/?p=32339"},"modified":"2015-11-13T14:08:56","modified_gmt":"2015-11-13T19:08:56","slug":"martyrdom-made-easy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/religionprof\/2015\/11\/martyrdom-made-easy.html","title":{"rendered":"Martyrdom Made Easy"},"content":{"rendered":"<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC \"-\/\/W3C\/\/DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional\/\/EN\" \"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/TR\/REC-html40\/loose.dtd\">\n<html><head><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><\/head><body><p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone  wp-image-32340\" src=\"https:\/\/wp-media.patheos.com\/blogs\/exploringourmatrix\/files\/2015\/11\/stations-of-the-cup.png\" alt=\"stations of the cup\" width=\"559\" height=\"419\"><\/p>\n<p>OK, I thought I was done with\u00a0the poking of fun at this topic of Starbucks cups as an alleged \u201cwar on Christmas.\u201d But the above painting depicting one of the stations of the cup was too good not to pass on. 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