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The current iPhone<\/a> enables one to make and receive phone calls, e-mails, and text messages, view pdf files, photos, and videos, not use turn signals, and drive at 15 MPH in a 30 MPH zone.<\/div>\n

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Rumor has it the next generation<\/a> of iPhone<\/a> will include an additional safety feature: an airbag<\/em>, for those instances where one inevitably careens into oncoming traffic while using it.<\/div>\n

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