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Cobalt<\/a> had a better suggestion than mine<\/a> (although something not unlike the scene she suggests did cross my mind) for the new Jesus movie by Paul Verhoeven<\/a>. I took the liberty of retroverting it to a closer form to the original\u2026<\/p>\n

Pantera: Mary never told you what happened to your father.
Jesus: She told me enough! She told me you killed him!
Pantera: No, Jesus. I\u2026 am your father.
Jesus: Noooo! That\u2019s not true! It\u2019s impossible! <\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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Cobalt had a better suggestion than mine (although something not unlike the scene she suggests did cross my mind) for the new Jesus movie by Paul Verhoeven. I took the liberty of retroverting it to a closer form to the original\u2026 Pantera: Mary never told you what happened to your father.Jesus: She told me enough! 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