{"id":4057,"date":"2007-12-03T11:57:00","date_gmt":"2007-12-03T11:57:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/religionprof\/2007\/12\/external-delivery-the-future-just-santa-clausism-with-a-wedge\/"},"modified":"2007-12-03T11:57:00","modified_gmt":"2007-12-03T11:57:00","slug":"external-delivery-the-future-just-santa-clausism-with-a-wedge","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/religionprof\/2007\/12\/external-delivery-the-future-just-santa-clausism-with-a-wedge.html","title":{"rendered":"External Delivery The Future &#8211; Just Santa Clausism With A Wedge?"},"content":{"rendered":"<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC \"-\/\/W3C\/\/DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional\/\/EN\" \"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/TR\/REC-html40\/loose.dtd\">\n<html><head><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><\/head><body><p>There is <a href=\"http:\/\/www.edthefuture.com\/\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">a funny parody site about ED Theory<\/a> \u2013 i.e. external delivery. This is a great pre-Christmas present. Enjoy!<\/p>\n<p>(ht: <a href=\"http:\/\/scienceblogs.com\/pharyngula\/2007\/12\/dont_be_fooled.php\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">Pharyngula<\/a>)<\/p>\n<div class=\"blogger-post-footer\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1\" height=\"1\" src=\"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/tracker\/7622297540113836091-905749558383948581?l=exploringourmatrix.blogspot.com\" alt=\"\"><\/div>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There is a funny parody site about ED Theory \u2013 i.e. external delivery. This is a great pre-Christmas present. Enjoy! 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