{"id":4782,"date":"2011-11-30T16:33:59","date_gmt":"2011-11-30T21:33:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/religionprof\/?p=4782"},"modified":"2011-11-30T16:33:59","modified_gmt":"2011-11-30T21:33:59","slug":"this-is-not-the-child-you-are-looking-for","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/religionprof\/2011\/11\/this-is-not-the-child-you-are-looking-for.html","title":{"rendered":"This is Not the Child You are Looking For"},"content":{"rendered":"<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC \"-\/\/W3C\/\/DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional\/\/EN\" \"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/TR\/REC-html40\/loose.dtd\">\n<html><head><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><\/head><body><p><a rel=\"attachment wp-att-4784\" href=\"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/religionprof\/2011\/11\/this-is-not-the-child-you-are-looking-for.html\/this-is-not-the-child-you-are-looking-for-4-2\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-large wp-image-4784\" src=\"https:\/\/wp-media.patheos.com\/blogs\/exploringourmatrix\/files\/2011\/11\/This-Is-Not-The-Child-You-Are-Looking-For-41-1024x768.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"614\" height=\"461\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Another Star Wars Christmas mash-up that I made. 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