{"id":5798,"date":"2012-01-16T13:28:20","date_gmt":"2012-01-16T18:28:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/religionprof\/?p=5798"},"modified":"2012-01-16T13:28:20","modified_gmt":"2012-01-16T18:28:20","slug":"biblical-breakfast","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/religionprof\/2012\/01\/biblical-breakfast.html","title":{"rendered":"Biblical Breakfast?"},"content":{"rendered":"<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC \"-\/\/W3C\/\/DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional\/\/EN\" \"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/TR\/REC-html40\/loose.dtd\">\n<html><head><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><\/head><body><p><a href=\"http:\/\/matthewpaulturner.net\/jesus-needs-new-pr\/start-your-day-with-christian-cereal\/?utm_source=feedburner&amp;utm_medium=feed&amp;utm_campaign=Feed%3A+MatthewPaulTurner+%28MATTHEW+PAUL+TURNER+%E2%9C%AA%29&amp;utm_content=Google+Reader\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">I just saw this on Jesus Needs New PR<\/a>:<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/matthewpaulturner.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/AjQFb3QCAAETjzL.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"484\" height=\"648\"><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/bible.cc\/ezekiel\/4-12.htm\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">It definitely cries out for someone to photoshop it so that it mentions Ezekiel 4:12 and is proudly said to have been baked over excrement<\/a>!<\/p>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I just saw this on Jesus Needs New PR: It definitely cries out for someone to photoshop it so that it mentions Ezekiel 4:12 and is proudly said to have been baked over excrement!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":136,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[22,42],"tags":[247,248,1140,1148,1364,1695,3302,4871],"class_list":["post-5798","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ezekiel","category-humor","tag-247","tag-248","tag-bible","tag-biblical","tag-breakfast","tag-cereal","tag-ezekiel","tag-humor"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v21.1 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/wordpress\/plugins\/seo\/ -->\n<title>Biblical Breakfast?<\/title>\n<meta name=\"description\" content=\"I just saw this on Jesus Needs New PR: It definitely cries out for someone to photoshop it so that it mentions Ezekiel 4:12 and is proudly said to have\" \/>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/religionprof\/2012\/01\/biblical-breakfast.html\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_US\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Biblical Breakfast?\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"I just saw this on Jesus Needs New PR: It definitely cries out for someone to photoshop it so that it mentions Ezekiel 4:12 and is proudly said to have\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:url\" content=\"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/religionprof\/2012\/01\/biblical-breakfast.html\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:site_name\" content=\"Religion Prof: The Blog of James F. 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