{"id":5802,"date":"2012-01-16T19:55:11","date_gmt":"2012-01-17T00:55:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/religionprof\/?p=5802"},"modified":"2012-01-16T19:55:11","modified_gmt":"2012-01-17T00:55:11","slug":"ezekiel-412-cereal","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/religionprof\/2012\/01\/ezekiel-412-cereal.html","title":{"rendered":"Ezekiel 4:12 Cereal"},"content":{"rendered":"<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC \"-\/\/W3C\/\/DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional\/\/EN\" \"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/TR\/REC-html40\/loose.dtd\">\n<html><head><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><\/head><body><p>Ask and you shall receive! <a href=\"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/religionprof\/2012\/01\/biblical-breakfast.html\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\">After I suggested the idea in my last post<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/thatjeffcarterwashere.blogspot.com\/\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">Jeff Carter<\/a> kindly made this addition so as to offer a more comprehensively Biblical range of cereal choices:<\/p>\n<p><a rel=\"attachment wp-att-5803\" href=\"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/religionprof\/2012\/01\/ezekiel-412-cereal.html\/ezekiel-cereal\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-5803\" src=\"https:\/\/wp-media.patheos.com\/blogs\/exploringourmatrix\/files\/2012\/01\/Ezekiel-Cereal.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"470\" height=\"640\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p>If you don\u2019t get the joke, take a look at Ezekiel 4:9, which gives its name to a genuine range of products, and keep reading at least until Ezekiel 4:12.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/religionprof\/2009\/10\/ezekiel-bread-who-eats-this-crap.html\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\">A nice bowl of Ezekiel 4:9 cereal will go nicely with a slice of Ezekiel 4:12 toast<\/a>\u2026<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/nobeliefs.com\/washingtonnews\/ezekiel412.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"156\"><\/p>\n<p>What you spread on it is your own business.<\/p>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ask and you shall receive! After I suggested the idea in my last post, Jeff Carter kindly made this addition so as to offer a more comprehensively Biblical range of cereal choices: If you don\u2019t get the joke, take a look at Ezekiel 4:9, which gives its name to a genuine range of products, and [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":136,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[22,42],"tags":[1362,1695,3302,4871],"class_list":["post-5802","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ezekiel","category-humor","tag-bread","tag-cereal","tag-ezekiel","tag-humor"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v21.1 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/wordpress\/plugins\/seo\/ -->\n<title>Ezekiel 4:12 Cereal<\/title>\n<meta name=\"description\" content=\"Ask and you shall receive! 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