{"id":632,"date":"2011-06-20T08:01:29","date_gmt":"2011-06-20T12:01:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.patheos.com\/community\/exploringourmatrix\/?p=624"},"modified":"2011-06-20T08:01:29","modified_gmt":"2011-06-20T12:01:29","slug":"recipe-for-biblical-literalism-from-the-archives","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/religionprof\/2011\/06\/recipe-for-biblical-literalism-from-the-archives.html","title":{"rendered":"Recipe for Biblical Literalism (From the Archives)"},"content":{"rendered":"<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC \"-\/\/W3C\/\/DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional\/\/EN\" \"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/TR\/REC-html40\/loose.dtd\">\n<html><head><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><\/head><body><p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright\" src=\"https:\/\/www.denascakes.com\/images\/01BibleVerseCake.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"208\" height=\"166\">Take one part overly-familiar Bible verses. Repeat these verses over and over again until a thick, opaque layer is formed. Use this layer to cover the remaining 39 parts consisting of Bible verses that do not talk about the same subject as those more familiar verses, verses which seem to disagree with them, as well as verses you don\u2019t understand, verses you understand but do not put into practice, and any other verses you could happily live without. Bake until the lower verses are obscured from view.<\/p>\n<p>Avoid stirring and serve.<\/p>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Take one part overly-familiar Bible verses. Repeat these verses over and over again until a thick, opaque layer is formed. 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