{"id":71568,"date":"2019-10-28T05:25:26","date_gmt":"2019-10-28T09:25:26","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/admin.patheos.com\/blogs\/religionprof\/?p=71568"},"modified":"2019-10-19T10:56:47","modified_gmt":"2019-10-19T14:56:47","slug":"are-they-or-you-a-crank","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/religionprof\/2019\/10\/are-they-or-you-a-crank.html","title":{"rendered":"Are They (or You) a Crank?"},"content":{"rendered":"<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC \"-\/\/W3C\/\/DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional\/\/EN\" \"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/TR\/REC-html40\/loose.dtd\">\n<html><head><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><\/head><body><p>Matthew Collins adapted something from the realm of math for application to biblical studies and religion. He shared it on Facebook, and I asked for permission to circulate it. I adapted it slightly more to fit its new application better, but the vast majority of it is his and\/or his source\u2019s.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Are they a crank? Use this scoring system to find out:<\/p>\n<p>(NB: This is stolen from mathematics and slightly edited, but I think it works for bible\/religion too.)<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>1 point for each word in all capital letters;<\/li>\n<li>5 points for every statement that is clearly vacuous, logically inconsistent, or widely known to be false;<\/li>\n<li>10 points for each such statement that is adhered to despite careful correction;<\/li>\n<li>10 points for expressing fear that your ideas will be stolen;<\/li>\n<li>10 points for each new term you invent or use without properly defining it;<\/li>\n<li>10 points for stating that your ideas are of great academic, historical, financial, theoretical, or spiritual value;<\/li>\n<li>10 points for beginning the description of your work by saying how long you have been working on it;<\/li>\n<li>10 points for each favorable comparison of yourself to established experts;<\/li>\n<li>10 points for citing an impressive-sounding, but irrelevant, result;<\/li>\n<li>20 points for naming something after yourself;<\/li>\n<li>30 points for not knowing how or where to submit their major discovery for publication;<\/li>\n<li>40 points for claiming to have \u201cproof\u201d of a particular conclusion but not knowing what established scholars have done on the problem.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>What else would you add? What would make it more applicable to other fields? What changes would make it still more applicable to biblical studies and ancient history?<\/p>\n<p>This \u201ctaxonomy of quackery\u201d appeared just as I was working on this blog post. Coincidence, or evidence that\u00a0<em>they<\/em> are watching me?<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"wp-embedded-content\" data-secret=\"TZLvKKpLPZ\"><p><a href=\"https:\/\/3quarksdaily.com\/3quarksdaily\/2019\/10\/a-taxonomy-of-quackery.html\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">A Taxonomy of Quackery<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"wp-embedded-content\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts\" security=\"restricted\" style=\"position: absolute; visibility: hidden;\" title=\"\u201cA Taxonomy of Quackery\u201d \u2014 3 Quarks Daily\" src=\"https:\/\/3quarksdaily.com\/3quarksdaily\/2019\/10\/a-taxonomy-of-quackery.html\/embed#?secret=GeGIamd3Co#?secret=TZLvKKpLPZ\" data-secret=\"TZLvKKpLPZ\" width=\"500\" height=\"282\" frameborder=\"0\" marginwidth=\"0\" marginheight=\"0\" scrolling=\"no\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Let me also share some things I wrote previously on this topic.<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"wp-embedded-content\" data-secret=\"0CBs8M7vu8\"><p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/religionprof\/2014\/06\/skepticism-quote.html\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\">Skepticism Quote<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"wp-embedded-content\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts\" security=\"restricted\" style=\"position: absolute; visibility: hidden;\" title=\"\u201cSkepticism Quote\u201d \u2014 Religion Prof: The Blog of James F. McGrath\" src=\"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/religionprof\/2014\/06\/skepticism-quote.html\/embed#?secret=E8WxlKNRVn#?secret=0CBs8M7vu8\" data-secret=\"0CBs8M7vu8\" width=\"500\" height=\"282\" frameborder=\"0\" marginwidth=\"0\" marginheight=\"0\" scrolling=\"no\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"wp-embedded-content\" data-secret=\"IkhBkpdmOR\"><p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/religionprof\/2011\/07\/cranks-according-to-jonathan-kay.html\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\">Cranks according to Jonathan Kay<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"wp-embedded-content\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts\" security=\"restricted\" style=\"position: absolute; visibility: hidden;\" title=\"\u201cCranks according to Jonathan Kay\u201d \u2014 Religion Prof: The Blog of James F. McGrath\" src=\"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/religionprof\/2011\/07\/cranks-according-to-jonathan-kay.html\/embed#?secret=6aFMFmX0Qz#?secret=IkhBkpdmOR\" data-secret=\"IkhBkpdmOR\" width=\"500\" height=\"282\" frameborder=\"0\" marginwidth=\"0\" marginheight=\"0\" scrolling=\"no\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"wp-embedded-content\" data-secret=\"n4RNKcShUU\"><p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/religionprof\/2012\/04\/antiultracrepidarians-vs-deliberatefraudists-smackdown-in-the-blogosphere.html\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\">Antiultracrepidarians vs. Deliberatefraudists: Smackdown in the Blogosphere<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"wp-embedded-content\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts\" security=\"restricted\" style=\"position: absolute; visibility: hidden;\" title=\"\u201cAntiultracrepidarians vs. Deliberatefraudists: Smackdown in the Blogosphere\u201d \u2014 Religion Prof: The Blog of James F. McGrath\" src=\"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/religionprof\/2012\/04\/antiultracrepidarians-vs-deliberatefraudists-smackdown-in-the-blogosphere.html\/embed#?secret=7OOIdD6bly#?secret=n4RNKcShUU\" data-secret=\"n4RNKcShUU\" width=\"500\" height=\"282\" frameborder=\"0\" marginwidth=\"0\" marginheight=\"0\" scrolling=\"no\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Also relevant to this topic is this cartoon from <a href=\"http:\/\/pictoraltheology.blogspot.com\/2016\/08\/how-world-ends.html\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">Pictoral Theology<\/a>:<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-71730\" src=\"https:\/\/wp-media.patheos.com\/blogs\/sites\/719\/2019\/10\/How-the-World-Ends.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"768\" height=\"576\"><\/p>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Matthew Collins adapted something from the realm of math for application to biblical studies and religion. He shared it on Facebook, and I asked for permission to circulate it. I adapted it slightly more to fit its new application better, but the vast majority of it is his and\/or his source\u2019s. Are they a crank? [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":136,"featured_media":71730,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[78],"tags":[16407,9719,10872],"class_list":["post-71568","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-pseudoscience","tag-crank","tag-pseudoscholarship","tag-scholarship"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v21.1 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/wordpress\/plugins\/seo\/ -->\n<title>Are They (or You) a Crank?<\/title>\n<meta name=\"description\" content=\"Matthew Collins adapted something from the realm of math for application to biblical studies and religion. 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