{"id":76571,"date":"2020-03-14T05:41:33","date_gmt":"2020-03-14T09:41:33","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/admin.patheos.com\/blogs\/religionprof\/?p=76571"},"modified":"2020-03-13T06:17:57","modified_gmt":"2020-03-13T10:17:57","slug":"handwashing-for-nerds-geeks-and-other-science-fiction-fans","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/religionprof\/2020\/03\/handwashing-for-nerds-geeks-and-other-science-fiction-fans.html","title":{"rendered":"Handwashing for Nerds, Geeks, and Other Science Fiction Fans"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<\/head>

There are many musical versions of the recommendation and tutorial for handwashing, trying to ensure that people spend enough time on the process. At this point the aim is no longer functional but primarily aimed at humor. But whether you need the actual tutorial at this point or not, or ever did, if you are a science fiction fan then these two tutorials \u2013 one derived from Star Trek and the other from Dune \u2013 will be useful or at least amusing. Hopefully by putting the Star Trek one first (arguably the most widely familiar of the two) it will not be considered bias towards the one franchise over the other\u2026<\/p>\n

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And from Dune, fans will recognize the Litany Against Fear, rather appropriate in the circumstances.<\/p>\n

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This is the source of the above:<\/p>\n

https:\/\/hyperallergic.com\/546773\/handwashing-goes-viral\/<\/p>\n

And for those who say prayer cannot help, there\u2019s this:<\/p>\n

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