{"id":7999,"date":"2012-06-08T20:14:29","date_gmt":"2012-06-09T00:14:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/religionprof\/?p=7999"},"modified":"2012-06-08T20:14:29","modified_gmt":"2012-06-09T00:14:29","slug":"balloons-on-a-mailbox","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/religionprof\/2012\/06\/balloons-on-a-mailbox.html","title":{"rendered":"Balloons on a Mailbox"},"content":{"rendered":"<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC \"-\/\/W3C\/\/DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional\/\/EN\" \"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/TR\/REC-html40\/loose.dtd\">\n<html><head><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><\/head><body><p>I thought I knew what it meant when someone tied balloons to their mailbox in the United States. A birthday party, or some other celebration, right? Or just possibly a yard sale. 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