{"id":90673,"date":"2021-06-24T06:17:48","date_gmt":"2021-06-24T10:17:48","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/religionprof\/?p=90673"},"modified":"2021-06-24T06:17:48","modified_gmt":"2021-06-24T10:17:48","slug":"the-most-extraordinary-and-implausible-inventions-ever-woven-out-of-gospel-texts","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/religionprof\/2021\/06\/the-most-extraordinary-and-implausible-inventions-ever-woven-out-of-gospel-texts.html","title":{"rendered":"The Most Extraordinary and Implausible Inventions Ever Woven out of Gospel Texts"},"content":{"rendered":"<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC \"-\/\/W3C\/\/DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional\/\/EN\" \"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/TR\/REC-html40\/loose.dtd\">\n<html><head><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><\/head><body><p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.com\/Jesus-Learned-Women-James-McGrath\/dp\/1532680600?_encoding=UTF8&amp;qid=&amp;sr=&amp;linkCode=li2&amp;tag=jamefmcgrshom-20&amp;linkId=237b5348d2f4d89b98980d3914b19f0f&amp;language=en_US&amp;ref_=as_li_ss_il\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\" class=\" decorated-link\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright\" src=\"\/\/ws-na.amazon-adsystem.com\/widgets\/q?_encoding=UTF8&amp;ASIN=1532680600&amp;Format=_SL160_&amp;ID=AsinImage&amp;MarketPlace=US&amp;ServiceVersion=20070822&amp;WS=1&amp;tag=jamefmcgrshom-20&amp;language=en_US\" border=\"0\"><\/a><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border: none !important; margin: 0px !important;\" src=\"https:\/\/ir-na.amazon-adsystem.com\/e\/ir?t=jamefmcgrshom-20&amp;language=en_US&amp;l=li2&amp;o=1&amp;a=1532680600\" alt=\"\" width=\"1\" height=\"1\" border=\"0\">The lectionary reading for this coming Sunday is one that I devote a chapter to in my book\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/amzn.to\/3qoWgtW\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"><em>What Jesus Learned from Women<\/em><\/a>. If you\u2019re a minister still trying to figure out what to preach this Sunday, I commend it to you. Indeed, I\u2019d like to hear from anyone who uses my book (whether an individual chapter or the whole thing as a sermon series) for the purpose of preaching. I could see it being helpful, and can even imagine preachers reading the short fiction to their congregations in that context. (Obviously, if you don\u2019t have the book yet and need it for sermon preparation for this coming Sunday then getting <a href=\"https:\/\/amzn.to\/3xOOw6N\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">the Kindle version of the book<\/a> is probably the best way to go.)<\/p>\n<p>Let me include other things related to the book in this post. First, I\u2019m grateful to Myrna Kostash for mentioning my book in her recent blog post, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.myrnakostash.com\/who-framed-mary-magdalene-part-one\/\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">\u201cWho Framed Mary Magdalene? Part One.\u201d<\/a> There she quotes a sentence from the book part of which serves as the title of this blog post. Here it is in full:\u00a0\u201cThe tradition that Mary was a prostitute is among the most extraordinary and implausible inventions ever woven out of Gospel texts\u201d (p.229).<\/p>\n<p>Returning to this week\u2019s lectionary text, <a href=\"https:\/\/johntsquires.com\/2021\/06\/23\/on-twelve-in-the-stories-of-the-bleeding-woman-and-the-dying-child-mark-5-pentecost-5b\/\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">John Squires discusses my treatment of the number twelve in the story about Jairus\u2019 daughter and the hemorrhaging woman<\/a>. See also:<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"wp-embedded-content\" data-secret=\"3ikIjrXoP8\"><p><a href=\"https:\/\/johntsquires.com\/2021\/06\/24\/on-not-stereotyping-judaism-when-reading-the-gospels-mark-5-pentecost-5b\/\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">On not stereotyping Judaism when reading the Gospels (Mark 5; Pentecost\u00a05B)<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"wp-embedded-content\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts\" security=\"restricted\" style=\"position: absolute; visibility: hidden;\" title=\"\u201cOn not stereotyping Judaism when reading the Gospels (Mark 5; Pentecost\u00a05B)\u201d \u2014 An Informed Faith\" src=\"https:\/\/johntsquires.com\/2021\/06\/24\/on-not-stereotyping-judaism-when-reading-the-gospels-mark-5-pentecost-5b\/embed\/#?secret=dPp0CSIJAN#?secret=3ikIjrXoP8\" data-secret=\"3ikIjrXoP8\" width=\"500\" height=\"282\" frameborder=\"0\" marginwidth=\"0\" marginheight=\"0\" scrolling=\"no\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.bobcornwall.com\/2021\/06\/a-time-for-healing-lectionary.html\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">A Time for Healing<\/a> (Bob Cornwall on Mark 5)<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/bibleandtech.blogspot.com\/2021\/06\/mark-521-43-translations-and-notes-rcl.html\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">Mark 5:21-43 translations and notes<\/a><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"wp-embedded-content\" data-secret=\"zNt9Xfcq3Y\"><p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.psephizo.com\/biblical-studies\/the-healing-and-purifying-power-of-jesus-in-mark-5\/\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">The healing and purifying power of Jesus in Mark 5<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"wp-embedded-content\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts\" security=\"restricted\" style=\"position: absolute; visibility: hidden;\" title=\"\u201cThe healing and purifying power of Jesus in Mark 5\u201d \u2014 Psephizo\" src=\"https:\/\/www.psephizo.com\/biblical-studies\/the-healing-and-purifying-power-of-jesus-in-mark-5\/embed\/#?secret=NEpowTvxLv#?secret=zNt9Xfcq3Y\" data-secret=\"zNt9Xfcq3Y\" width=\"500\" height=\"282\" frameborder=\"0\" marginwidth=\"0\" marginheight=\"0\" scrolling=\"no\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.biblicalarchaeology.org\/daily\/people-cultures-in-the-bible\/people-in-the-bible\/was-mary-magdalene-wife-of-jesus-was-mary-magdalene-a-prostitute\/\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">In\u00a0<em>Bible History Daily<\/em>, Birger Pearson addresses whether Mary Magdalene was a prostitute and\/or Jesus\u2019 wife.<\/a><\/p>\n<p>For those of you who speak Romanian, there is <a href=\"https:\/\/convergente.ro\/ce-a-invatat-isus-de-la-femei\/\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">a review of the book in that language by Dana Sisoeva<\/a>. When I thanked her for the review, Dana wrote, \u201cvoi mai reveni asupra ei, nu mi-o pot scoate din minte. Lectura a fost o adev\u0103rat\u0103 pl\u0103cere!\u201d For those who don\u2019t understand, she said that she will be coming back to the book as she cannot get it out of her head. Reading it was a real pleasure!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/englewoodreview.org\/jaime-clark-soles-women-in-the-bible-review\/?fbclid=IwAR2gCkI3qRohDIZ71SamwTDjFjBC3FJZ3gP0wIKGMUGC7KWq9R0fs7wYTAQ\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">Englewood Review of Books<\/a> has a review of a book that I have been reading and with whose author I am hoping to have a conversation about our related books: Jaime Clark-Soles, <i>Women in the Bible<\/i>.<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"wp-embedded-content\" data-secret=\"ht4D8cgfHC\"><p><a href=\"https:\/\/englewoodreview.org\/jaime-clark-soles-women-in-the-bible-review\/\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">Jaime Clark-Soles \u2013 Women in the Bible [Review]<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"wp-embedded-content\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts\" security=\"restricted\" style=\"position: absolute; visibility: hidden;\" title=\"\u201cJaime Clark-Soles \u2013 Women in the Bible [Review]\u201d \u2014 The Englewood Review of Books\" src=\"https:\/\/englewoodreview.org\/jaime-clark-soles-women-in-the-bible-review\/embed\/#?secret=d1AE0nAm3D#?secret=ht4D8cgfHC\" data-secret=\"ht4D8cgfHC\" width=\"500\" height=\"282\" frameborder=\"0\" marginwidth=\"0\" marginheight=\"0\" scrolling=\"no\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Other books from this year feature here:<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"wp-embedded-content\" data-secret=\"vp3LmnSVlw\"><p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/anxiousbench\/2021\/06\/2021-half-year-review\/\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\">The Half-Year in Review<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"wp-embedded-content\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts\" security=\"restricted\" style=\"position: absolute; visibility: hidden;\" title=\"\u201cThe Half-Year in Review\u201d \u2014 Anxious Bench\" src=\"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/anxiousbench\/2021\/06\/2021-half-year-review\/embed\/#?secret=F5NlKWeqFf#?secret=vp3LmnSVlw\" data-secret=\"vp3LmnSVlw\" width=\"500\" height=\"282\" frameborder=\"0\" marginwidth=\"0\" marginheight=\"0\" scrolling=\"no\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/currentpub.com\/2021\/06\/13\/episode-84-how-biblical-womanhood-became-gospel-truth\/\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">Currents has a podcast episode featuring Beth Allison Barr<\/a>.<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"wp-embedded-content\" data-secret=\"cxYkSXTRcO\"><p><a href=\"https:\/\/jofum.com\/reviews\/review-jesus-and-john-wayne-how-evangelicals-corrupted-a-faith-and-fractured-a-nation\/\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">Review: Jesus and John Wayne: How White Evangelicals Corrupted a Faith and Fractured a Nation<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"wp-embedded-content\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts\" security=\"restricted\" style=\"position: absolute; visibility: hidden;\" title=\"\u201cReview: Jesus and John Wayne: How White Evangelicals Corrupted a Faith and Fractured a Nation\u201d \u2014 Journal of Urban Mission\" src=\"https:\/\/jofum.com\/reviews\/review-jesus-and-john-wayne-how-evangelicals-corrupted-a-faith-and-fractured-a-nation\/embed\/#?secret=VsueyUKYyl#?secret=cxYkSXTRcO\" data-secret=\"cxYkSXTRcO\" width=\"500\" height=\"282\" frameborder=\"0\" marginwidth=\"0\" marginheight=\"0\" scrolling=\"no\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"wp-embedded-content\" data-secret=\"jBtEwxN0Dk\"><p><a href=\"https:\/\/currentpub.com\/2021\/06\/21\/southern-baptists-on-the-brink-of-reform\/\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">Southern Baptists: On the Brink of Reform?<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"wp-embedded-content\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts\" security=\"restricted\" style=\"position: absolute; visibility: hidden;\" title=\"\u201cSouthern Baptists: On the Brink of Reform?\u201d \u2014 Current\" src=\"https:\/\/currentpub.com\/2021\/06\/21\/southern-baptists-on-the-brink-of-reform\/embed\/#?secret=6pXBbNlFxE#?secret=jBtEwxN0Dk\" data-secret=\"jBtEwxN0Dk\" width=\"500\" height=\"282\" frameborder=\"0\" marginwidth=\"0\" marginheight=\"0\" scrolling=\"no\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"wp-embedded-content\" data-secret=\"ANWTNY5ZvC\"><p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/euangelion\/2021\/06\/a-week-in-the-life-of-a-greco-roman-woman-2\/\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\">A Week in the Life of a Greco-Roman Woman<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"wp-embedded-content\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts\" security=\"restricted\" style=\"position: absolute; visibility: hidden;\" title=\"\u201cA Week in the Life of a Greco-Roman Woman\u201d \u2014 Euangelion\" src=\"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/euangelion\/2021\/06\/a-week-in-the-life-of-a-greco-roman-woman-2\/embed\/#?secret=tIFu4vWGJb#?secret=ANWTNY5ZvC\" data-secret=\"ANWTNY5ZvC\" width=\"500\" height=\"282\" frameborder=\"0\" marginwidth=\"0\" marginheight=\"0\" scrolling=\"no\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"wp-embedded-content\" data-secret=\"AsrE1fNg0n\"><p><a href=\"https:\/\/popularcultureandtheology.com\/2021\/06\/16\/jesus-and-captain-ri\/\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">Jesus and Captain\u00a0Ri<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"wp-embedded-content\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts\" security=\"restricted\" style=\"position: absolute; visibility: hidden;\" title=\"\u201cJesus and Captain\u00a0Ri\u201d \u2014 Pop Culture and Theology\" src=\"https:\/\/popularcultureandtheology.com\/2021\/06\/16\/jesus-and-captain-ri\/embed\/#?secret=s2FExSKXK6#?secret=AsrE1fNg0n\" data-secret=\"AsrE1fNg0n\" width=\"500\" height=\"282\" frameborder=\"0\" marginwidth=\"0\" marginheight=\"0\" scrolling=\"no\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/progressivechristianity.org\/resources\/a-painter-a-thief-mary-magdalen-and-the-divine-mirror\/\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">Nadia Bolz-Weber drew connections with Mary Magdalen\u00a0<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"wp-embedded-content\" data-secret=\"HrPK9q8ZM2\"><p><a href=\"https:\/\/jamestabor.com\/a-disappearing-joseph-what-do-we-know\/\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">A Disappearing Joseph\u2013What do we Know?<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"wp-embedded-content\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts\" security=\"restricted\" style=\"position: absolute; visibility: hidden;\" title=\"\u201cA Disappearing Joseph\u2013What do we Know?\u201d \u2014 TaborBlog\" src=\"https:\/\/jamestabor.com\/a-disappearing-joseph-what-do-we-know\/embed\/#?secret=l9eBqZmGkt#?secret=HrPK9q8ZM2\" data-secret=\"HrPK9q8ZM2\" width=\"500\" height=\"282\" frameborder=\"0\" marginwidth=\"0\" marginheight=\"0\" scrolling=\"no\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"wp-embedded-content\" data-secret=\"I6TeCY5unm\"><p><a href=\"https:\/\/claudemariottini.com\/2021\/06\/16\/the-queen-mothers-of-the-kingdom\/\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">The Queen Mothers of the\u00a0Kingdom<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"wp-embedded-content\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts\" security=\"restricted\" style=\"position: absolute; visibility: hidden;\" title=\"\u201cThe Queen Mothers of the\u00a0Kingdom\u201d \u2014 Dr. Claude Mariottini - Professor of Old Testament\" src=\"https:\/\/claudemariottini.com\/2021\/06\/16\/the-queen-mothers-of-the-kingdom\/embed\/#?secret=DjiHcPBFGy#?secret=I6TeCY5unm\" data-secret=\"I6TeCY5unm\" width=\"500\" height=\"282\" frameborder=\"0\" marginwidth=\"0\" marginheight=\"0\" scrolling=\"no\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"wp-embedded-content\" data-secret=\"Igd0qhQqVN\"><p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/thedesertsanctuary\/2021\/05\/how-complementarianism-is-like-slavery\/\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\">How Complementarianism is like Slavery<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"wp-embedded-content\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts\" security=\"restricted\" style=\"position: absolute; visibility: hidden;\" title=\"\u201cHow Complementarianism is like Slavery\u201d \u2014 The Desert Sanctuary\" src=\"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/thedesertsanctuary\/2021\/05\/how-complementarianism-is-like-slavery\/embed\/#?secret=YnsrSMzDP2#?secret=Igd0qhQqVN\" data-secret=\"Igd0qhQqVN\" width=\"500\" height=\"282\" frameborder=\"0\" marginwidth=\"0\" marginheight=\"0\" scrolling=\"no\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/gloriouslife\/2021\/06\/the-morally-problematic-jesus-of-nazareth\/\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\">The Morally Problematic Jesus of Nazareth<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/talesoftimesforgotten.com\/2021\/06\/18\/sparta-was-not-a-paradise-for-women\/\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">Sparta was not a paradise for women<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/ancientimes.blogspot.com\/2021\/06\/symposia-and-drunken-women.html\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">Symposia and drunken women<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.christiancentury.org\/article\/first-person\/seven-things-i-learned-teaching-me-too-bible-class\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">Things I learned teaching a #MeToo Bible Class<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Mike Bird wrote about <a href=\"https:\/\/michaelfbird.substack.com\/p\/can-we-apply-the-new-testament-household\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">whether we can apply the household codes today<\/a>, as well as about\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/michaelfbird.substack.com\/p\/the-scourge-of-domestic-violence\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">the scourge of domestic violence<\/a><\/p>\n<p>There are a couple of <a href=\"http:\/\/biblicalstudiesblog.blogspot.com\/2021\/06\/lectio-difficilior-current-issue-of.html\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">articles of possible interest in the open access journal\u00a0<em>Lectio Difficilior<\/em><\/a><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"wp-embedded-content\" data-secret=\"li3L4SpHDF\"><p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/anxiousbench\/2021\/06\/eucatastrophe-american-evangelicalism\/\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\">Eucatastrophe in American Evangelicalism<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"wp-embedded-content\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts\" security=\"restricted\" style=\"position: absolute; visibility: hidden;\" title=\"\u201cEucatastrophe in American Evangelicalism\u201d \u2014 Anxious Bench\" src=\"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/anxiousbench\/2021\/06\/eucatastrophe-american-evangelicalism\/embed\/#?secret=VrcsDpUGRE#?secret=li3L4SpHDF\" data-secret=\"li3L4SpHDF\" width=\"500\" height=\"282\" frameborder=\"0\" marginwidth=\"0\" marginheight=\"0\" scrolling=\"no\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>https:\/\/friendlyatheist.patheos.com\/2021\/06\/23\/anglican-school-taught-boys-to-rank-girls-based-on-virginity-and-faith\/<\/p>\n<p>I made the quote from my book that I shared earlier in this post into a meme in case anyone would like to share it:<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-90686\" src=\"https:\/\/wp-media.patheos.com\/blogs\/sites\/719\/2021\/06\/Mary-Prostitute-WJLFW-meme.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"1280\" height=\"720\"><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"wp-embedded-content\" data-secret=\"cZbmHYmu0b\"><p><a href=\"https:\/\/convergente.ro\/ce-a-invatat-isus-de-la-femei\/\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">Ce a \u00eenv\u0103\u021bat Isus de la femei<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"wp-embedded-content\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts\" security=\"restricted\" style=\"position: absolute; visibility: hidden;\" title=\"\u201cCe a \u00eenv\u0103\u021bat Isus de la femei\u201d \u2014 Convergente\" src=\"https:\/\/convergente.ro\/ce-a-invatat-isus-de-la-femei\/embed\/#?secret=f5XxNwAWlI#?secret=cZbmHYmu0b\" data-secret=\"cZbmHYmu0b\" width=\"500\" height=\"282\" frameborder=\"0\" marginwidth=\"0\" marginheight=\"0\" scrolling=\"no\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"wp-embedded-content\" data-secret=\"oCJK8r9raf\"><p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.myrnakostash.com\/who-framed-mary-magdalene-part-one\/\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">Who Framed Mary Magdalene? Part One<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"wp-embedded-content\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts\" security=\"restricted\" style=\"position: absolute; visibility: hidden;\" title=\"\u201cWho Framed Mary Magdalene? Part One\u201d \u2014 Myrna Kostash\" src=\"https:\/\/www.myrnakostash.com\/who-framed-mary-magdalene-part-one\/embed\/#?secret=IzNsF6WSWF#?secret=oCJK8r9raf\" data-secret=\"oCJK8r9raf\" width=\"500\" height=\"282\" frameborder=\"0\" marginwidth=\"0\" marginheight=\"0\" scrolling=\"no\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The lectionary reading for this coming Sunday is one that I devote a chapter to in my book\u00a0What Jesus Learned from Women. If you\u2019re a minister still trying to figure out what to preach this Sunday, I commend it to you. Indeed, I\u2019d like to hear from anyone who uses my book (whether an individual [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":136,"featured_media":90686,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[33,67],"tags":[2463,17132,5516,7082,17054,13825],"class_list":["post-90673","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-gospel-of-mark","category-new-testament-bible","tag-daughter","tag-hemorrhaging","tag-jairus","tag-mary-magdalene","tag-what-jesus-learned-from-women","tag-women"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v21.1 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/wordpress\/plugins\/seo\/ -->\n<title>The Most Extraordinary and Implausible Inventions Ever Woven out of Gospel Texts<\/title>\n<meta name=\"description\" content=\"The lectionary reading for this coming Sunday is one that I devote a chapter to in my book\u00a0What Jesus Learned from Women. 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