{"id":1458,"date":"2013-04-23T08:39:00","date_gmt":"2013-04-23T08:39:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/admin.patheos.com\/blogs\/rhetoricraceandreligion\/2013\/04\/what-didnt-make-it-into-the-bible.html"},"modified":"2013-04-23T08:39:00","modified_gmt":"2013-04-23T08:39:00","slug":"what-didnt-make-it-into-the-bible","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/rhetoricraceandreligion\/2013\/04\/what-didnt-make-it-into-the-bible.html","title":{"rendered":"What Didn&#8217;t Make It Into The Bible?"},"content":{"rendered":"<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC \"-\/\/W3C\/\/DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional\/\/EN\" \"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/TR\/REC-html40\/loose.dtd\">\n<html><head><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><\/head><body><p><\/p>\n<div style=\"background-color: white;border: none;font-family: Georgia, Century, Times, serif;font-size: 13px;line-height: 20px;margin-bottom: 14px;padding: 0px\">Sometimes important religious discoveries are literally unearthed, giving us previously unavailable artifacts and texts \u2014 such as the discovery of the so-called Gnostic Gospels in 1945 or the discovery of the Gospel of Judas more recently. At other times modern readers re-discover texts that have long been available, documents, for example, known all along to scholars, but not in wide circulation. The Apocryphal Gospels \u2014 over forty texts in all \u2014 include both kinds of discoveries. These early Christian writings comprise accounts of the life and teachings of Jesus that did not make it into the New Testament, that along with Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John provided ancient Christians with their information about Jesus \u2014 some of it authentic but most of it, well, apocryphal. A good number of these non-canonical Gospels were once accepted by various early Christian groups as sacred Scripture; many of them contain stories that are bizarre indeed. For anyone interested in knowing what the earliest Christians thought about Christ, and God, and many other things, these books are indispensable. On top of that, they can be terrific reading. Consider the following tidbits drawn from a handful of these apocryphal texts.<\/div>\n<ol style=\"background-color: white;border: none;font-family: Georgia, Century, Times, serif;font-size: 13px;line-height: 20px;margin: 12px 0px;padding: 0px\">\n<li style=\"border: none;margin: 0px 0px 4px 35px;padding: 0px 0px 0px 5px\"><strong style=\"border: none;margin: 0px;padding: 0px\">Mary\u2019s postpartum inspection,<\/strong>\u00a0The famous\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/books.google.com\/books?id=yWbdFTEUcG0C&amp;pg=PA63&amp;lpg=PA63&amp;dq=Proto-Gospel+of+James+ehrman&amp;source=bl&amp;ots=sBe2b277Li&amp;sig=wSX9nWiTo5FL6RJoHaqYMib80qU&amp;hl=en&amp;ei=_lQoTseuOay00AHpuZDGCg&amp;sa=X&amp;oi=book_result&amp;ct=result&amp;resnum=1&amp;ved=0CBgQ6AEwAA#v=onepage&amp;q&amp;f=false\" style=\"border: none;color: #771c85;cursor: pointer;margin: 0px;padding: 0px;text-decoration: none\" target=\"_blank\" class=\" decorated-link\" rel=\"nofollow\">Proto-Gospel of James<\/a>, allegedly written by Jesus\u2019 half-brother (Joseph\u2019s son from a previous marriage) tells a tale of the midwife who attended Mary after she had given birth to the Son of God. She, the midwife, does not believe that Mary has given birth and remained a virgin, and so she gives her a vaginal inspection, only to find that her hymen is still intact. God punishes the midwife for her doubt \u2014 making the offending hand burn \u2014 but the infant Jesus heals her, the first of his many great miracles.<\/li>\n<div style=\"border: none;margin-bottom: 14px;padding: 0px\"><\/div>\n<li style=\"border: none;margin: 0px 0px 4px 35px;padding: 0px 0px 0px 5px\"><strong style=\"border: none;margin: 0px;padding: 0px\">Joseph and Mary: The Generation Gap,<\/strong>\u00a0Joseph is always portrayed as an old man in the medieval paintings of Jesus\u2019 nativity (this supposedly explains why he never had sex with Mary). But just how old was he? According to a relatively unknown Gospel called\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/History_of_Joseph_the_Carpenter\" style=\"border: none;color: #771c85;cursor: pointer;margin: 0px;padding: 0px;text-decoration: none\" target=\"_blank\" class=\" decorated-link\" rel=\"nofollow\">The History of Joseph the Carpenter<\/a>, Joseph was fully 89 years old when Jesus was born, whereas Mary was all of 15. The account goes on to describe the death of Joseph some twenty-one years later, told in the first-person by his most famous \u201cson,\u201d the Son of God himself<br>Read the rest <a href=\"http:\/\/www.huffingtonpost.com\/bart-d-ehrman\/didnt-make-the-bible_b_905076.html?ncid=edlinkusaolp00000008\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">here<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sometimes important religious discoveries are literally unearthed, giving us previously unavailable artifacts and texts \u2014 such as the discovery of the so-called Gnostic Gospels in 1945 or the discovery of the Gospel of Judas more recently. 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