{"id":208,"date":"2013-03-26T21:04:00","date_gmt":"2013-03-27T01:04:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/oshetablogs.wordpress.com\/2013\/03\/26\/finish-the-sentence"},"modified":"2013-03-26T21:04:00","modified_gmt":"2013-03-27T01:04:00","slug":"finish-the-sentence","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/shalominthecity\/2013\/03\/finish-the-sentence\/","title":{"rendered":"Finish The Sentence…"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<\/head>

Yesterday\u2019s post was heavy<\/a>, so in the interest of levity and laughing and all things silly, I\u2019m linking up Mawah and Jake to \u201cFinish the Sentence\u201d. \u00a0<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n

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1: If calories didn\u2019t count\u2026<\/b>I would eat brownies and ice cream for dessert every single night. Oh the variations of brownies \u00e5 la mode I\u2019d enjoy!<\/span>\u00a0 <\/span>Cheesecake brownies and chocolate\u2026.caramel nut brownies and dolce de leche\u2026chocolate chuck brownies and Madagascar vanilla bean\u2026this is just too painful to think about while I\u2019m trying to lose weight for Exponential in Orlando.<\/span>\u00a0<\/span>
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2. On my Prom night\u2026<\/b>I learned three life-changing lessons.\u00a0 1: never go on a blind date set up by your debate coach because she felt sorry no one asked you to prom. 2: Drinks that you have to chew<\/i>probably aren\u2019t good for you.\u00a0 Avoid them. 3: When a bunch of friends invite you over to the beach house they rented for a prom after-party, you will probably walk right into a Jodeci video.\u00a0 These are things they don\u2019t tell good, Christian girls in youth group.<\/span><\/div>\n
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3. When I go to the store<\/b>, I always buy\u2026<\/b> some type of Method product.\u00a0 I\u2019m addicted.\u00a0 Right now the only reason my dishes are getting done fairly regularly is because of the tomato vine scented dish soap.\u00a0 <\/span><\/div>\n
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4. Family functions typically\u2026<\/b> don\u2019t happen since we\u2019re so far away from them and church planters don\u2019t make bank.<\/span><\/div>\n
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5. I think my blog readers are\u2026<\/b> the best people in the blogosphere and I love them. Shameless plug, y\u2019all join below ok?<\/span><\/div>\n
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6. I\u2019d much rather be\u2026<\/b>in Fantasia.\u00a0 First I\u2019d give Morla a box of tissue. Blowing ancient turtle snot on Atreyu is just bad form. Girl needs a Kleenex!\u00a0<\/span><\/div>\n

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Then I\u2019d take a ride on Falkor to the castle of the Childlike Empress, \u00a0Moonchild, where we\u2019ll swap stories of name botches and mishaps.<\/span><\/div>\n

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7. I have an obsession with\u2026<\/b> thrifting, Craigslist, blogging at Starbucks, and Renovatus Church\u2019s<\/a> podcast.\u00a0 <\/span><\/div>\n
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8. My work \u201cfriends\u201d are\u2026<\/b> not plural, but one work friend \u2014my hubby, planting pastor of New City Covenant. \u00a0He a cutie.\u00a0 <\/span><\/div>\n
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9. When I created my Facebook account\u2026\u00a0<\/b>I thought it was the lamest use of my time, until someone \u201cliked\u201d my status and then I could relate to Sally Field, \u201cYou like me!\u00a0 Right now, you like me!\u201d <\/span><\/div>\n
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10. My least favorite word is\u2026<\/b> maybe.\u00a0 Dang it, either you do or you don\u2019t.\u00a0 You will or you won\u2019t.\u00a0 What is this ambiguous \u201cmaybe\u201d you speak of? Clearly, I\u2019ve got commitment issues.<\/span><\/div>\n
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11. I really don\u2019t remember\u2026<\/b>\u00a0how I ended up watching \u201cCamp Nowhere\u201d in the movie theater with the daughter of one of my mom\u2019s friends one Saturday afternoon when I was eleven.\u00a0 I remember having fish sticks and a Sprite for lunch and then taking a nap.\u00a0 The next thing I remember, I was standing outside the theater with my friend and a $20 bill in my hand.\u00a0 I have a theory.\u00a0 My sweet, over concerned mom spiked that Sprite, conspired with her friends to get their introverted daughters out of the house, and then dropped me off, hoping I\u2019ll break out of my shell and make new friends.\u00a0 I think she heard me talking to my New Kids On the Block posters while lovingly stroking my cat, Sheba and she had a premonition that I\u2019d become some crazy cat lady with pics of Jonathan Knight framed all over my wood-paneled, shag carpeted house. \u00a0Mama, if you drugged me\u2026all is forgiven. I have a husband, a family and a house devoid of wood paneling or shag carpet.\u00a0 And a deep appreciate for camp counselors.<\/span><\/div>\n
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12. Justin Bieber\u2026\u00a0<\/b>in a suit and tie is goofy.\u00a0\u00a0<\/span><\/div>\n
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This link up has a prize, if I have the funniest responses I get a $10 gift card, but what would be even better is if you finish one of these sentences in the comments. \u00a0<\/span><\/span>

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