{"id":11941,"date":"2014-01-23T12:41:11","date_gmt":"2014-01-23T17:41:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/simchafisher\/?p=11941"},"modified":"2014-01-23T12:41:11","modified_gmt":"2014-01-23T17:41:11","slug":"terrible-craft-my-little-kids-absolutely-love","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/simchafisher\/2014\/01\/23\/terrible-craft-my-little-kids-absolutely-love\/","title":{"rendered":"Terrible craft my little kids absolutely love"},"content":{"rendered":"<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC \"-\/\/W3C\/\/DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional\/\/EN\" \"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/TR\/REC-html40\/loose.dtd\">\n<html><head><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><\/head><body><p>A nice way to add some color to a house full of people who are pretty much tired of brown, white, brownish white, and black. \u00a0This is one of those crafts that is easy, but you have to not give a crap about your furniture or clothes.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/wp-media.patheos.com\/blogs\/sites\/358\/2014\/01\/winter-2013-2014-034.jpg\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter  wp-image-11972\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"https:\/\/wp-media.patheos.com\/blogs\/sites\/358\/2014\/01\/winter-2013-2014-034-1024x768.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"491\" height=\"369\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Step 1: \u00a0sit on a bunch of coffee filters to flatten them. \u00a0Irene, 4, notes that this step is important, \u201calthough it\u2019s a little bit vulgar.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Step 2: \u00a0drip some water on them.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 13px;\">Step 3: \u00a0drip food coloring on them. \u00a0You may also do food coloring first, and then water.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/wp-media.patheos.com\/blogs\/sites\/358\/2014\/01\/winter-2013-2014-017.jpg\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter  wp-image-11973\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"https:\/\/wp-media.patheos.com\/blogs\/sites\/358\/2014\/01\/winter-2013-2014-017-1024x768.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"491\" height=\"369\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 13px;\"> Step 4: \u00a0let it dry. The end.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/wp-media.patheos.com\/blogs\/sites\/358\/2014\/01\/winter-2013-2014-029.jpg\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter  wp-image-11974\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"https:\/\/wp-media.patheos.com\/blogs\/sites\/358\/2014\/01\/winter-2013-2014-029-1024x768.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"491\" height=\"369\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 13px;\">These dry fast and make nice marbled, stained glass effect, very cheery hanging in windows. \u00a0They look like planets. \u00a0You can experiment with different amounts and combinations of water and food coloring. \u00a0I know you can get this same effect with decent watercolors, but the kids really love squeezing the food coloring droppers. \u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p>Bonus: \u00a0you get Hulk Hands for a good week or so!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: 13px;\">\u00a0\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/wp-media.patheos.com\/blogs\/sites\/358\/2014\/01\/winter-2013-2014-033.jpg\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter  wp-image-11975\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"https:\/\/wp-media.patheos.com\/blogs\/sites\/358\/2014\/01\/winter-2013-2014-033-1024x768.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"491\" height=\"369\"><\/a><\/span><\/p>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A nice way to add some color to a house full of people who are pretty much tired of brown, white, brownish white, and black. \u00a0This is one of those crafts that is easy, but you have to not give a crap about your furniture or clothes. 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