{"id":12332,"date":"2014-03-16T12:19:07","date_gmt":"2014-03-16T17:19:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/simchafisher\/?p=12332"},"modified":"2014-03-16T12:19:07","modified_gmt":"2014-03-16T17:19:07","slug":"irene-drives-the-snarks-out-of-ireland","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/simchafisher\/2014\/03\/16\/irene-drives-the-snarks-out-of-ireland\/","title":{"rendered":"Irene drives the snarks out of Ireland"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<\/head>

Deacon is giving an impassioned sermon based on St. Patrick\u2019s Breastplate:<\/p>\n

\u201d . . .Christ on my right,
\nChrist on my left,
\nChrist below me\u00a0. . . \u201d<\/p>\n

Irene (4) says in a stage whisper, \u201cWHY DOES HE SAY CHRIST IS BALONEY?\u201d<\/p>\n

Pshh, deacons.<\/p>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Deacon is giving an impassioned sermon based on St. Patrick\u2019s Breastplate: \u201d . . .Christ on my right, Christ on my left, Christ below me\u00a0. . . \u201d Irene (4) says in a stage whisper, \u201cWHY DOES HE SAY CHRIST IS BALONEY?\u201d Pshh, deacons.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1533,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-12332","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"yoast_head":"\nIrene drives the snarks out of Ireland<\/title>\n<meta name=\"description\" content=\"Deacon is giving an impassioned sermon based on St. Patrick's Breastplate: " . . .Christ on my right, Christ on my left, Christ below me\u00a0. . . 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