{"id":1294,"date":"2010-08-23T07:00:13","date_gmt":"2010-08-23T11:00:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/simchafisher\/?p=1294"},"modified":"2015-11-17T00:15:01","modified_gmt":"2015-11-17T05:15:01","slug":"hamburger-washer-sleep-blog-will-okra-slime-hurt-me-a-poem","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/simchafisher\/2010\/08\/23\/hamburger-washer-sleep-blog-will-okra-slime-hurt-me-a-poem\/","title":{"rendered":"Poetry Monday – UPDATED"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<\/head>

Hamburger Washer Sleep Blog, Or: <\/strong><\/h1>\n

Will Okra Slime Hurt Me? <\/strong><\/h1>\n

. . .<\/strong><\/p>\n

\u00a0<\/p>\n

Mad Jesus<\/div>\n
Laughing Jesus<\/div>\n
people choking<\/div>\n
Jew site<\/div>\n
.<\/div>\n
Snappy kid talk<\/div>\n
What is spillcock<\/div>\n
baby powder help with lice<\/div>\n
.<\/div>\n
I have sit<\/div>\n
I must sit down<\/div>\n
Ha ha suckers<\/div>\n
toilets blog<\/div>\n
.<\/div>\n
Mark Shea butter football<\/div>\n
baby shower old wise tales<\/div>\n

.<\/p>\n

How to wet sitting down<\/div>\n
Sit down joke<\/div>\n
I need sit down<\/div>\n
.<\/div>\n
frog brothers<\/div>\n
pasty vampires<\/div>\n
Hallie Lord the jerk<\/div>\n
. . .<\/div>\n
\"\"<\/a><\/div>\n
Dear everyone,<\/div>\n
Well, I did it again.\u00a0 I thought the joke was really obvious, but it turns out that it was just me being a big weirdo again.\u00a0 I hope no one was offended, disgusted, or, you know, weirded out.\u00a0 This poem was made up of search terms for my blog.\u00a0 Each line was an exact quote of a phrase that someone entered into a search engine, and then ended up at my blog.<\/div>\n
\u201cHallie Lord the jerk,\u201d for instance, is not a statement of opinion \u2014 it\u2019s just a sad statement that Hallie Lord is now inextricably linked (at least as far as Google is concerned) with people like me.<\/div>\n
Sorry!<\/div>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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