Duck Dynasty<\/em>\u00a0Nephew Running for Congress Says Our Rights Come From God<\/a><\/h4>\nHurr hurr hurr! What a idiot! Where does he get off, spouting that religious crap when errybody knows the whole reason they started this country was to get away from religion!<\/p>\n
So maybe I drank and slept and wept my way through college, but I do remember reading this:<\/p>\n
\u201cWe hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, endowed by their Creator with inalienable rights\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n
Not so self-evident anymore. Sorry, founding fathers.\u00a0The best lack all conviction, while the worst \/Are full of passionate intensity.\u201d \u00a0And I can\u2019t even tell which is which anymore!<\/p>\n
PIC eagle headdesk<\/p>\n
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