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Here is a clip of him calmly and charitably explaining why, according to his understanding of \u00a0Catholic theology, he does not believe that that caller on the line is, as she claims to be, a reincarnation of the Blessed Virgin Mary. Give that man a drink and a raise. And another one for his magnificent […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1533,"featured_media":13100,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[706,705],"class_list":["post-13099","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-catholic-answers","tag-jimmy-akin"],"yoast_head":"\n
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