{"id":13246,"date":"2014-07-17T15:11:46","date_gmt":"2014-07-17T20:11:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/simchafisher\/?p=13246"},"modified":"2014-07-17T15:11:46","modified_gmt":"2014-07-17T20:11:46","slug":"at-the-register-to-serve-your-parents","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/simchafisher\/2014\/07\/17\/at-the-register-to-serve-your-parents\/","title":{"rendered":"At the Register: To serve your parents"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<\/head>

Late afternoon finds me slaving over a hot Facebook page, gorging on a smorgasbord of tantalizing\u00a0photos\u00a0with captions like: \u201cHere is my 8-year-old carefully chopping the chives she grew in her little garden! This is the second time this week she\u2019s made pork medallions\u00a0herbs de provence<\/em>, but we\u2019re not complaining, as long as her little brother provides those scrumptious grilled peaches with caramel bourbon sauce for dessert! They are so cute with their aprons. <3 <3 <3\u2033<\/p>\n

Yes, well. I believe in equipping a child for independent living, and if that education makes life a little easier for mom at the same time, all the better. At the same time, we\u2019re talking about kids who sometimes miss their target while putting their own pants on. I\u2019m not showing them where the knife sharpener is.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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Late afternoon finds me slaving over a hot Facebook page, gorging on a smorgasbord of tantalizing\u00a0photos\u00a0with captions like: \u201cHere is my 8-year-old carefully chopping the chives she grew in her little garden! 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