{"id":13506,"date":"2014-08-14T17:04:29","date_gmt":"2014-08-14T22:04:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/admin.patheos.com\/blogs\/simchafisher\/?p=13506"},"modified":"2015-01-10T19:53:52","modified_gmt":"2015-01-11T00:53:52","slug":"at-the-register-lessons-from-the-er","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/simchafisher\/2014\/08\/14\/at-the-register-lessons-from-the-er\/","title":{"rendered":"At the Register: Lessons from the ER"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<\/head>
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\u2013One of the greatest functions of the ER is to illustrate for your children why you do not pay for TV at home. Ninety nine channels, \u2019round and around and around you go. \u00a0See, kids? There is nothing on.\u00a0Nothing.<\/em><\/p>\n

\u2013If\u00a0you are holding a catheter tube, and I say, \u201cCareful,\u00a0she is little, but she is strong,\u201d then\u00a0you should listen to me.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Read the rest at the Register.<\/a><\/p>\n

PIC I\u2019m a bad doctor<\/p>\n

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\u2013One of the greatest functions of the ER is to illustrate for your children why you do not pay for TV at home. Ninety nine channels, \u2019round and around and around you go. \u00a0See, kids? There is nothing on.\u00a0Nothing. \u2013If\u00a0you are holding a catheter tube, and I say, \u201cCareful,\u00a0she is little, but she is strong,\u201d […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1533,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[768,767,92,766,220],"class_list":["post-13506","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-blood","tag-er-visits","tag-kids","tag-naional-catholic-register","tag-the-stupids"],"yoast_head":"\nAt the Register: Lessons from the ER<\/title>\n<meta name=\"description\" content=\"--One of the greatest functions of the ER is to illustrate for your children why you do not pay for TV at home. 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