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A\u00a0reader had this\u00a0dream about me last night:<\/p>\n

You had some sort of Catholic women\u2019s gathering at your house, and women from all over were coming. When we got there, there was a sign on the porch that said, \u201cThis ain\u2019t no Edel gathering.\u201d We went in and on some tables was the food. You said, \u201cI\u2019m pregnant and I like peanut butter and I like sausage. So you can make yourself a peanut butter sandwich, or a sausage sandwich or a peanut butter and sausage sandwich.\u201d There was a large can of peaches with a spoon in it. You said, \u201cafter you eat, go outside and find some twigs and make a craft or something.\u201d I mentioned to you that I was expecting our 5th baby in November and you just snorted and said, \u201cAmateur\u201d and walked off. Then I woke up.\u00a0<\/span><\/p><\/blockquote>\n
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