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1. Get a milk crate, find a strong clothes hanger, force the arms of the hanger through holes in the sides of the crate, and force the hook through a hole in the top.<\/p>\n

2. Put a screw in the wall. \u00a0If your husband is watching, use a stud finder first. \u00a0Hang the hook on the screw.<\/p>\n

3. Ta-dah!<\/p>\n

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You now have somewhere in which to keep\u00a0your best toy ever so your baby sister doesn\u2019t get it. You can also keep things on top. This is not the sturdiest shelf in the world, obviously, but sometimes it\u2019s the best you can frickin\u2019 do right now.<\/p>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"