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As imagined by my nine-year-old:<\/p>\n

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My \u00a0husband pointed out that, while the older kids are almost always gentle and patient with Benny in real life, they jerk her around a lot in their art. Whoop, there she goes!<\/p>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"