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Baby #1: Uh oh, I think the jelly I had on my toast yesterday might have had some GMOs in it. I better call my midwife\u00a0\u2026\u00a0if\u00a0<\/em>I can get myself to admit to her what I did. I wonder if she will want to run some tests to make sure everything is still okay. No, wait, tests are bad, too! Oh, I\u2019ve ruined everything, I\u2019ve ruined the baby, and I haven\u2019t even given birth yet!<\/p>\n

Baby #10:\u00a0Someone call your father and tell him we are out of wine.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

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