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PIC Dunham green hair<\/p>\n

When my son was three or four, he used to stand by an open window, waiting for someone to walk by. As soon as he spotted someone, he would shout, \u201cHey! Hey! Hey!! HEY!!!!\u201d<\/p>\n

And as soon as they would look at him, \u00a0he would shout, \u201cLeave me alone!\u201d<\/p>\n

That, in a nutshell, is Lena Dunham\u2019s career thus far; and I predict that this latest flap will disappear without a ripple within the week<\/a>. We always forgive the people who, one way or the other, make us feel the okayest about ourselves. She is most certainly the celebrity our decade deserves.\u00a0But more than that, she is clearly a horrifyingly needy and messed up woman, and I am\u00a0absolutely going to start praying for her as soon as I stop gagging.<\/p>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"