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PIC brain depository<\/p>\n

The 100 brains that were missing from the campus have been found, sort of.<\/span><\/a> Blah blah blah something something turns out there isn\u2019t much of a story here after all. Who cares? This is a clear mandate from the universe to rush right out and watch Young Frankenstein<\/em><\/a>, one of the most perfect movies ever constructed. You\u2019ll laugh, you\u2019ll weep, you\u2019ll make yummy sounds.<\/p>\n

PIC brain Hans Delbrook<\/p>\n

Quotes from this movie<\/a> make up fully 60% of the conversation in my family. The other 30%* is all from Blazing Saddles<\/em>, which CAME OUT IN THE SAME YEAR, can you believe that? Boy. *The remaining 10% of conversation consists solely of the phrases \u201cI think I\u2019m pregnant\u201d and \u201cI really think you\u2019re pregnant.\u201d\u00a0DESTINY! DESTINY! NO ESCAPING THAT FOR ME!<\/p>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"