{"id":14158,"date":"2014-12-05T14:08:24","date_gmt":"2014-12-05T19:08:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/admin.patheos.com\/blogs\/simchafisher\/?p=14158"},"modified":"2014-12-05T14:08:24","modified_gmt":"2014-12-05T19:08:24","slug":"this-beats-cat-hole-road","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/simchafisher\/2014\/12\/05\/this-beats-cat-hole-road\/","title":{"rendered":"This beats Cat Hole Road"},"content":{"rendered":"<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC \"-\/\/W3C\/\/DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional\/\/EN\" \"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/TR\/REC-html40\/loose.dtd\">\n<html><head><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><\/head><body><p>. . . which is where I used to go for walks as a callow youth in my hometown.<\/p>\n<p>As Mark Shea would say, \u201cHi. I\u2019m twelve. This is funny\u201d: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.buzzfeed.com\/patricksmith\/heres-a-map-of-all-the-rude-place-names-in-the-uk\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">\u00a0a map of all the rude place names in the UK<\/a>. Here\u2019s one detail, from Northumberland:<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/wp-media.patheos.com\/blogs\/sites\/358\/2014\/12\/uk-rude-map.jpg\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter  wp-image-14159\" src=\"https:\/\/wp-media.patheos.com\/blogs\/sites\/358\/2014\/12\/uk-rude-map.jpg\" alt=\"uk rude map\" width=\"599\" height=\"284\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>a region renowned for its fine cheeses, its historical castles and gardens, its birdwatching, and also a delightful congruence of Whamlands, Dirt Pot, Cock Wood, and Hairy Side. That\u2019s it, I\u2019m booking our next vacation there, unless I can find a vacancy in Devil\u2019s Lapful. More maps<a href=\"http:\/\/www.buzzfeed.com\/patricksmith\/heres-a-map-of-all-the-rude-place-names-in-the-uk\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"> here<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>In conclusion, I would like to say: \u00a0Hee hee\u00a0hee\u00a0hee\u00a0hee\u00a0hee\u00a0hee\u00a0hee\u00a0hee\u00a0hee\u00a0hee\u00a0hee\u00a0hee\u00a0hee\u00a0hee\u00a0hee\u00a0hee.<\/p>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>. . . which is where I used to go for walks as a callow youth in my hometown. As Mark Shea would say, \u201cHi. I\u2019m twelve. This is funny\u201d: \u00a0a map of all the rude place names in the UK. Here\u2019s one detail, from Northumberland: \u00a0 \u00a0 a region renowned for its fine cheeses, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1533,"featured_media":14159,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-14158","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v21.1 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/wordpress\/plugins\/seo\/ -->\n<title>This beats Cat Hole Road<\/title>\n<meta name=\"description\" content=\". . . which is where I used to go for walks as a callow youth in my hometown. As Mark Shea would say, &quot;Hi. I&#039;m twelve. 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