{"id":15429,"date":"2015-01-14T14:27:59","date_gmt":"2015-01-14T19:27:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/admin.patheos.com\/blogs\/simchafisher\/?p=15429"},"modified":"2015-01-14T14:32:32","modified_gmt":"2015-01-14T19:32:32","slug":"breasts-mary-la-la-la","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/simchafisher\/2015\/01\/14\/breasts-mary-la-la-la\/","title":{"rendered":"Breasts? Mary? La la la . . ."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<\/head>

I\u2019m actually working on a post about whether or not breastfeeding is sexy, but in the meantime, this painting of Mary nursing baby Jesus is cracking me up:<\/p>\n

\"Zaragoza-virgen_de_la_leche\"<\/a><\/p>\n

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Our Lady of La Leche by Lorenzo Zaragoza [Public domain],\u00a0<\/span>via Wikimedia Commons<\/a>\u00a0<\/span>
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Found via Jen Fitz, who used it to illustrate the karaoke party that you narrowly avoided<\/a> by going to my virtual baby shower hosted by Rebecca Frech<\/a>, rather than a\u00a0physical one. (She also included a drink recipe, a trend which is quickly making this my favorite baby shower ever.)<\/p>\n

This picture made me laugh because look at how Mary\u2019s breast is just sort of silently, decorously filtering its way through the front of her dress!<\/p>\n

\"jesus<\/a><\/p>\n

Wouldn\u2019t that make postpartum clothes shopping easier? I wonder if this was painted by some highly innocent monk, maybe on commission. The whole time he painted, he was thinking, \u201cLa la la, not going to think about it . . . \u201d<\/p>\n

It reminds me of the one and only time my grandfather changed his\u00a0baby\u2019s diaper. He simply tied it around her waist. Completely in denial about the biological reality of what was happening down there. La la la . . .<\/p>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I\u2019m actually working on a post about whether or not breastfeeding is sexy, but in the meantime, this painting of Mary nursing baby Jesus is cracking me up: \u00a0 Our Lady of La Leche by Lorenzo Zaragoza [Public domain],\u00a0via Wikimedia Commons\u00a0 Found via Jen Fitz, who used it to illustrate the karaoke party that you […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1533,"featured_media":15430,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-15429","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"yoast_head":"\nBreasts? Mary? 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