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I mean, wait, that doesn\u2019t make sense. How about this: in Soviet Russia, waitress knows what to do if she is molested.\u00a0Via Mandatory.\u00a0 The guy tries to slip money into her shirt; she swats him down. He follows her and grabs her butt. SHE CLOCKS THE HELL OUT OF HIM. Watch and enjoy: Satisfyin\u2019! \u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1533,"featured_media":16388,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[1126],"class_list":["post-16387","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-satisfyin"],"yoast_head":"\n
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