\u201cAh yes, Frinsbee, I am familiar with this object and its purpose!\u201d one of the two Martians seen above probably said to the other.<\/p>\n
\u201cHahah, yes. Love to jerk the ol\u2019 Fransbone around!\u201d his flopping partner surely replied.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n
\nIt seems like they\u2019re angry at each other and instead of verbally arguing, they are trying to piss each other off by throwing the frisbee like an asshole.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n
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