{"id":1879,"date":"2010-10-01T09:56:18","date_gmt":"2010-10-01T13:56:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/simchafisher\/?p=1879"},"modified":"2015-11-16T23:57:16","modified_gmt":"2015-11-17T04:57:16","slug":"sorry-i-got-nothing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/simchafisher\/2010\/10\/01\/sorry-i-got-nothing\/","title":{"rendered":"Sorry, I got nothing."},"content":{"rendered":"<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC \"-\/\/W3C\/\/DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional\/\/EN\" \"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/TR\/REC-html40\/loose.dtd\">\n<html><head><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><\/head><body><p>Yesterday, I was less of a person and more of a heap of pulverized bits of exhaustion.\u00a0 So, while my husband took seriously my explanation that everything was horrible, there was no hope, and nothing was ever going to go well ever again no matter how hard we tried, he also figured out that I should get some sleep. 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