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Today I am 36.\u00a0 Yesterday I found a gray hair, and a piece of my tooth fell off.\u00a0 A little piece, but still.<\/p>\n

Then my dear friend, the lovely, fecund, and irrepressible Justine Schmiesing<\/a> sent me this:<\/p>\n<\/iframe>\nAnd now I feel better.<\/p>\n(Also, my husband woke up early and took the kids to school even though it wasn\u2019t his turn, and he got me lots of presents with receipts, and we\u2019re watching Dumbo<\/em> for home school today, and we\u2019re going out to my favorite restaurant tonight, and there\u2019s coffee brewing.\u00a0 But you\u2019re not here to hear about that!)<\/p>\nI\u2019m actually going to close comments so you don\u2019t feel like you have to wish me a happy birthday.\u00a0 It\u2019s bad enough Facebook is pestering everybody about it.\u00a0 Yes, I realize I could take my birth date off my profile, but \u2013 \u2013 but then nobody would wish me a happy birthday!<\/p>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"Today I am 36.\u00a0 Yesterday I found a gray hair, and a piece of my tooth fell off.\u00a0 A little piece, but still. 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